and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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