plz talk dirty to me
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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