a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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