Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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