We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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