The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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