I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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