Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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