At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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