dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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