So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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