There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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