i just google imaged poop.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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