i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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