Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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