I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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