gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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