if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
What a fucking waste of an outfit
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
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I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
where are my eyebrows?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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