woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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