did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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