if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
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beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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