the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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