K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Alive.
So much puke
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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