why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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