They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
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Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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