Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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