When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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