Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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