I molested 6 butterflies tonight
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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