I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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