Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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