Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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