are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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