so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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