he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
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Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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