come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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