I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Let's get the cat blown out
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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