this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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