Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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