if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Moan for me like Helen Keller
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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