i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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