I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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So much Jack, so little girl.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize