how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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