Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
