Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
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Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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