check it out our google latitudes are spooning
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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