dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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