By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
