Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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