Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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