Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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