don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
