we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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